Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
