then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
