I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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