If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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