he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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