Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there was a trapeze. enough said
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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