after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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