She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Randomize
