just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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