How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize