I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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