i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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