i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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