Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
should my penis look like a turkey
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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