No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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