Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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