It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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