Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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