Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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