Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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