He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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