Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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