You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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