i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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