In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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