i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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