Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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