I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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