Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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