i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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