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if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm bleeding and have questions
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