he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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