It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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