Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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