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you win
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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