Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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