we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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