Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So much Jack, so little girl.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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