Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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