Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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