Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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