I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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