love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
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