ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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