Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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