Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize
