I cannot find my penis.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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