How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
