he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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