I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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