i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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