My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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