you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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