Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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