Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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